Phone Malfunction

I have had my LG Shine for about a little over a year now and it is already failing me completely!!! Oh dear phone why? WHY?! I need you so much! Look how desperate I am?! I am talking to you like you are an actual person and can hear my plea!!! I am going insane here! Please oh please oh please just last a little longer! You are one of my major means of communication to my love! I just need you to start sending texts messages again so that I can talk to Michael! I wont need you in two months please just please last till then!!!
This is my sort of weird but completely serious plea to you cell phone, don't let me down!!!!
-Taylor